February 2011
AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO THE PET SHOP
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE.
Mum just woke me up, handed me a BLT, a can of lemonade and took out my dirty washing. It’s like she never wants me to move out.
January 2011
shanedee asked: btw i have more tantalising grade 10 me on youtube.
Anonymous asked: would you be able to tell me a little bit? I'm hoping to get one soon and want a little first hand info,, if you have any to offer.
Anonymous asked: what do you know about bull terriers? :)
Anonymous asked: http://sameoldteenagebullshit.tumblr.com/post/3030859190 what's this from?
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Matthew Meilandt: okay, who'd you kiss?!
ellen barton: Mr Brightside!
Matthew Meilandt: I thought he went to bed
Matthew Meilandt: or were you the girl he went to bed WITH?
ellen barton: Hey, I don't kiss and tell.
Matthew Meilandt: whenever someone says that it means yes I tapped that shit
Matthew Meilandt: brb gonna bash Mr. Brightside
ellen barton: hahahaha!
Matthew Meilandt: wish me luck
Matthew Meilandt: I'll need iot
Matthew Meilandt: *it
Matthew Meilandt: he is a Killer...
ellen barton: they're all killers I heard
ellen barton: I think there's a few of them!
Matthew Meilandt: so it'll be an even fight
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.
theunbreakablexxx:
sameoldteenagebullshit:
I love my Dad so much, we walks in, see’s I’m upset and instantly says “Do I need to beat a boy up Ellen?”
my reaction too :)
Nick’s probably the closest thing to a big brother I have. Love love love <3.
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cattcattcattcatt-deactivated201 asked: Kimmy, Kimmy look at me please, look at me, LOOK AT ME.
Now I've got one word to say to you Kim.
Thinking Womans Crumpet.
Now I've got one word to say to you Kim.
Thinking Womans Crumpet.
I love my Dad so much, we walks in, see’s I’m upset and instantly says “Do I need to beat a boy up Ellen?”
On a side note I’ve narrowed down some of my tattoo ideas. They’re all really well thought through and I don’t think they’re going to be ones I regret anytime soon.
A cardinal finch, similar to the one on alexisonfire’s album. I want to get the sketch out of the illustrated encyclopedia of birds, it was my first book, I still have it (I even bought a new copy the...
/paranoid I’m turning in to a blog people just follow for the lolz.
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Ah christ I’m such a monumental fuck up.
I really, really, really hate the kind of person I’m becoming. I never thought I’d even be like this, ever. If someone would have told me I’d be like this a two years ago I would have probably laughed. Tonight is bad. Really awful, infact.
Dear everyone having a bitch on Tumblr because anonymous hate is ruining their lives.
DISABLE ANONYMOUS
Maybe spend some time off Tumblr, but who knows, that might be taking it too far.
Anonymous asked: How many people have you kissed?
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You should click here and ask some creepy... →
My boobs are getting smaller smaller, if they get any smaller, they’re going to go inwards.
cmcecilia:
sameoldteenagebullshit:
I am literally so bored I could chop my arm off and eat it.
oh ellen das gross u sicko
And by chop my arm off and eat it, I mean have mad wild sex with Clarity.
I am literally so bored I could chop my arm off and eat it.
I’m riddled with mosquito bites and it’s really, really irritating. I don’t have anything to blog, everything’s pretty uninteresting right now.
Ellen is
bringshanetobrisbane:
a babe
an alcoholic
my sexy wife
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Can someone come over with cigarettes so I can do these jelly shots and not feel like a lonesome alcoholic.
I might be holding your hand, but I'm holding it...
I could really use a smoke right now, smoke right now, smoke right noooooow. no but rly.